Bomb Scare or Cyborg Assimilation…..You decide.

Bomb Scare or Cyborg Assimilation…..You decide.

By adminTuesday - May 2nd, 2006Categories: Uncategorized

As I was leaving work I found this note on my bicycle seat:

Now, this is where I reveal just how old I am and just how much I have refused to learn retarded lingo.

I have no idea what this means.

My first instinct is….BOMB SCARE!!!

Clearly it’s a bomb scare.

Or a race of beings that want to change me into some sort of evil cyborg.

“We are Teh Roxor, we have come to assimilate you. You must join us. Join us now or DIE!!!!”

Those are the only two possibilities.

Clearly.